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In a stunning announcement today, Senator Hillary Rodham-When-I’m-Speaking-at-NOW-Events Clinton (D-AR-NY) announced her Official Presidential Campaign Song: Celine Dion’s “You and I.”
That is not a typo or prank. Nor is it the spontaneous typings of ten thousand highly medicated monkeys.
It is the sad, sad truth of American politics.
As the 47 of you who have read my […]

According to The Smoking Gun, Britney Spears is considering suing Clear Channel Communications for using unauthorized images of her on an outdoor campaign for the “MJ Morning Show.” The show airs in several markets in Florida, in case you care. Which I doubt. I hope the Bald Marauder wins this one. Just because those boards […]

In case someone, somewhere out there was even remotely considering exhuming Celine Dion to sell anything to anyone for any reason, I offer these examples of why you should instead retire from advertising right now and spare us your “boomers love her” research:

When your eyes have stopped bleeding, get back to work.
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Happy birthday no. 2 to Pancake, The Cutest Dog Ever Created by the Lord™. Admit it, your day is now better for seeing his picture.
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And you thought there was no such thing. Sure, it’s been 20 years since he blue-eye souled his way into our hearts with sweet cliches and sweeter white-boy dancing. But does he really deserve this kind of treatment? Heck yeah! Hey, at least he still makes a good living with his CSI: Miami gig.
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Happy 100th birthday to Mr. John Wayne – a tough man with some sweet moves.

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